Tuesday, December 23, 2003

STOLEN WALLET

AGAIN!!! I FUCKING LOST MY WALLET AGAIN!!!!!

I was at PS toilet holding my wallet and phone on one hand and my plastic bag of clothes i wanted to changed into and was peeeeing into the urinal. I had no hands.. I put my wallet and phone on top of the urinal (not exactly ON the urinal). After that, i went into the cubicle to change with my plastic bag of clothes.

Notice something missing in that story. I did not take the phone and the wallet from the urinal. *FUCK* i looked out. *Nothing*

"Maybe Daryl took it for me" Refering to the guy i was with at PS.

So i changed quickily, even faster than the commandos, and i went out seeing daryl waiting there.

"Do u have my wallet?"

*Silence*

"?"

*Gives me that stupid look*

"FUCK!!!!"

And so i lost my 11B, my DEBIT card, my ATM card, my DRIVING LICENCE, $80.000000. That bugger was fucking fast. He turned off my phone.. He was damn fucking fast.

May that idiot die fucking.

Sunday, December 07, 2003

its been a week and i haven't blogged.. and i oso haven't taken so much public transport in my entire life as a trainee.. i spent forty dollars on public transport.. and for that price, i traveled to so LITTLE places.. luckily i have my car again...

2nd November, i was thrown into the ocean and had to wait for the heli to pick me up.. Imagine this big piece of metallic Super Puma aimin itself towards u.. at first when it was far, it looked ok.. impressive in fact.. but as it came nearer, it looked like my final hours man. I felt like it was crashin into me.. so as i watched in *AWE*, a sudden large wave just *splash* into my nose and mouth. Singapore waters taste like shit. well.. so i held my breath as the heli came over me and the winch man came to "rescue" me, only takin short breaths, even then the waves must just come into my mouth. I was winched up to a height for 5 m, i was spitting the salt out and watched the scenery in awe.. "wow" and *SPLaSH* i was thrown back in the ocean. the winch man took the hood off me and went off to the nxt trainee. haha

wat an experience i tell u..