Quote of the Day

Darryl "So u think you single already balls big la!"

Ryan "Of Cos la!" Tryin to act like he has big balls..

Me (with the quote of the day) "What is the use of big balls...." they all look at me blur ".... if u have a small dick"

havent been updating this cos everytime i come online, all the stuff i wanted to write jus goes out of my mind and no matter wat i do, i can't remmeber wat i intended to write! i'm useless..

Today is Hari Raya! And its a holiday for me.. jus slackin at home today.. going for dinner with my family.. Tmrw there isn't work toO! Its Life! day for Aviation Wing at Air Force, so we have programs and games planned for us at East Coast. haha cool huh..

W/O Ben was tellin us yesterday
"This is some advise from our previous experience of organising Life! Day. The team leaders make sure all ur teammates know wat games they are playin and so we will have unneccessary interuptions, so that we can ALL GO HOME EARLY"

How obvious can that go?

And the other day, i was drivin down Adam Road, wat i saw on the other side of the road was super hillarious! This traffic police man was jus chasing this biker who was speedin and he slowed down to his speed and jus looked at him. I mean how scary is it? when u are a biker speedin and suddenly the next moment u realise there is this white angel starin at u just next to u... my heart will just skip a beat la..

$85 mistakes

Its stupid... the story goe like that.

Well, i was at River Valley Rd ESSO putting only $10 of petrol. And at the mini mart, sarah gave a loud *shriek* and immediately i knew her bra buckle went loose. So she threw a handful of shopped groceries and i had no hands to evenopen my car door.

So at the door i put my wallet on top of my car and left it there, and left it there... *ZOOOOOOOM*! I sped off...................... further down the road, i heard a *THUD* on my boot. I was like *WTF!* thinkin that something dropped from the sky (haha so stupid, what can actually drop from the heavens, money?) i jus drove off thinkin it was a rock.

So i stopped at SERANGOON GARDENS, wantin to go to the doctor, and realised *SHIT where is my WALLET!!!!!* and realised the my wallet dropped from heaven jus now. And so we drove all the way back back back and parked the car and swept thru the place where something dropped from heaven! *NOTHING FOUND*

Went to River Valley Police station and made a report, and drove back to Serangoon to see a doc..when i was 5 mins away, i got a call from that police man (a friendly sergeant) *Mr Ong? i found ur property* and i drove back there.

*Everything is in there! Jus that your $85 turned into $3.05*.. so i was like *WTF*

Well.. when the police man was doing somet last min admin, i saw a rat hiding behind a plant. *Hey there is a rat!* he went on like *Oh it came from the Drain and i let it in so it can scare the guy from the nxt shift* *evil laugher* *Sorry i hate rats!*

And so i left $85 poorer...

went to haoyi's bday dinner today.. haha it was almost the same as last year, but this year the thing was much more epaceful than last year's where there were people being dunked into pools and stuff.. ahha this year all they did was eat.. eat.. eat.. haha well..

happy birthday haoyi!

i jus got my pay for november!! yay i'm rich!!!

i saw a proton version of a large and long limosie.. <-- dunno how 2 spelll..

imagine a Proton Waja, stretched.. haha that is how ugly it was.. i was trying to look for the Proton's website, found it but their server was down. The car was so damn long that i could see the center of the car sagga.ing down. The material used to produce the car must be of super poor quality. Even their website was no where to be found..

There u have it. Proton Malaysia

err try the picture on the left! click on the button on the bottom of the picture.. and change the background =)